The Flirt from Uncanny Clockwork by Buck Theorem

from Uncanny Clockwork, released July 15, 2019
I’m like a vampire in the bathroom
But I’ve still got braces on my teeth
I gorge myself on myself
I don’t want to hurt anybody
But I will do
And I must do
It’s unavoidable
I’m inhuman
Can’t be trusted
I’m just impossible.

The fake act of flirting
Leaves everybody hurting
But I say there’s no pain
If we agree it’s just a game
But she’s smiled & chewing
She’s smiling & chewing
I think she knows what she’s doing
But I was only saying
That I’m finding her confusing…

But when we flirt, it feels nice…