Old Punks from Foney by Bolonium

Old Punks
by Bolonium

Verse 1
Rob the Ska Punk Maniac.
Loved PBR’s and Adderall.
Punching Nazis in the face.
He’d always put them into place.
Always at the local show.
Moshing, Skanking and backflipping.
Took a DIVE right off the stage...
but no one knew he broke his leg.

Chorus 1
“Now he has medical bills and no way to pay them.
His messed-up leg hurts... most days.”

Verse 2
Stacy loves Motörhead.
Sex and violence at the show.
Has Lemmy tattooed on her skin.
The Crimson Ghost and even toast.
She drives an hour to a bar
to see some band and then complain.
Stay up late till the early morn’
Smoke a pack and eat a snack.

Chorus 2
"Now she has five children and lives in a boot.
Hey Stacy, how’s life?"
"It sucks!"

Chorus 3
All the punk rockers are old.
All the punk rockers are old.
Feel it in my bones.
Cause all the punk rockers are old.

Verse 3
Max was a proton hardcore kid.
He was always circling in the pit.
5-dollar shows and vegan cheese.
He had the biggest tape collection I ever seen.

Chorus 4
“Now he has a colostomy bag and works at a fulfillment center.
Man, getting old really sucks.”

Chorus 5
All the punk rockers are old.
All the punk rockers are old.
Feel it in my soul.
Cause all the punk rockers are old.
All the punk rockers... are dead.

• Rock
• accordion rock
• comedy rock
• indie rock
• novelty
• post-punk
• Denver