The Benefactor by BLOOD RIVER
Imagine yourself in a room, making the sweet noises only you, a few 40oz. of Budweiser, a pizza, and your goddamned charming and sensual bod can possibly make. You write, record, mix, and upload those songs in one night and you are pleased with yourself because everyone you know has ears and, goddamn right, they know how to use 'em.
One night at the bar, you end up talking about recording your next hit jam, instead of recording it. You dumbass. You get sad, and console yourself with a mirror, because, honestly, has anyone ever looked as good as you do right now? No, they haven't. But your luck hasn't run out, not for someone as eclectic and mesmerizing as you. You open your email to find that Matt Garrity has paid real monies to buy the old jamz you put up on line for free. Holy shit, m'doods! Real monies mean only one thing: MORE BLOOD RIVER.
Thank you, Matt Garrity. Thank you so much. The world loves you more than you can possibly ever know.
