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Asslands by Bloated Bag

18 solid minutes of pure genital obsessed, juvenile shock fetish shit for the adam sandler generation. 244 real noisecore microsongs void of lyrics or any musical aspects, actually chopped and titled. a tribute to the noisecore legends of past. this shit is for the ogs. recorded sometime in early 2019 or late 2018. i cant remember. fuck you

Tracklist
1.drive by cumshot0:04
2.high on your grandma's supply0:02
3.piss soaked memory foam0:01
4.menstrual blood on the park bench0:02
5.dumbasses anonymous0:02
6.crack lighters in the night0:03
7.lame cop kneels in bum piss0:02
8.pained release0:03
9.beheaded dick0:04
10.found dead with 50+ tabs of hardcore porn open in firefox0:03
11.hotboxed with farts0:03
12.pregnant through the ass0:03
13.grieving boner0:04
14.banned from tinder0:05
15.deflated butt cheek0:03
16.drunk mom sleeps with highschool bully0:03
17.clorox bleached butthole0:04
18.squirt massacre0:02
19.diy dildo removal surgery0:02
20.i joined isis for fun0:01
21.wheelchair hangtime0:01
22.wrapped like a prtezel0:01
23.mouth as urinal0:01
24.ass sewed shut0:02
25.suicide note accidentally slipped into the trash before viewing0:02
26.owen wilson's nose, ca 900350:01
27.heroin replaced with diarrhea and shot up0:01
28.eminem's hair is just pissed stained0:01
29.jumping out of a moving car to get some ass0:01
30.spermicidal parenting0:02
31.drive through prostate milking0:02
32.street walker bingo0:02
33.sucking a golf ball through a hose0:02
34.i paid good money for this0:03
35.craigslist first responder0:02
36.FUPA troopas0:03
37.my foot up your ass0:05
38.straw down piss hole, sucking it straight from the source0:04
39.black light discovery0:07
40.harmful masturbation techniques0:06
41.shot in the face0:02
42.big brother season one cumshot0:08
43.bucktooth bitch0:02
44.manure allure0:04
45.two girls one cuck0:05
46.raining piss0:03
47.ass up0:04
48.donald trump's only redeeming quality is that he likes piss0:03
49.premature ejaculation hall of fame0:04
50.9/11 pt. 20:02
51.penguin rockabilly0:04
52.millimeter peter0:07
53.colostomy bag road rage0:06
54.wiki how to hide a boner0:04
55.low hanging fruit0:02
56.the sponge method0:02
57.zumiez cum couch0:03
58.titties on parade0:03
59.wont flush down0:03
60.festering ex gf0:03
61.commander and queef0:04
62.pregnancy scare stories around the campfire0:02
63.lower than sewer scum0:06
64.rotten to the core0:02
65.getting off is hard work0:03
66.side chick accidentally left at the gas station0:04
67.wet dreamcatcher0:05
68.scratched up porn dvd still works for me0:05
69.69th song on this bad album0:08
70.no blowjob (forgot wife's bday)0:03
71.crooked dick0:08
72.ate up all the bitches0:06
73.pocket pussy annihilator0:03
74.half assed0:02
75.show me the piss0:05
76.pixelated pile0:03
77.book of conceptual dick drawings0:13
78.deflated party balloon condom0:02
79.eternally passed tf out0:03
80.jizz squeegee0:03
81.surrounded by asses0:03
82.humanless earth0:02
83.rio dell baptism0:02
84.poison oak 690:02
85.is this piss?0:02
86.pussy whisperer0:03
87.triple scoop of miracle whip0:07
88.alligator fuckhouse0:04
89.scrotal anecdotal0:11
90.indian burned boner0:04
91.GOTJ urinal circle jerk0:04
92.the shit olympics0:06
93.only one leg left0:02
94.ass filled toilet0:02
95.jerking in the outhouse0:02
96.corny goth bar dj0:02
97.FB live anal waxing0:03
98.fallopian tube drive by0:03
99.resinated fuck0:03
100.cast covered nut punch0:05
101.cannibalistic death metal orgies for 1000 alex0:03
102.up shit creek0:08
103.my ass0:03
104.play dough dildo0:03
105.reused coffee enema0:02
106.colostomy bag trick or treat0:02
107.balls deep in harry potter fanfic0:04
108.i ate guy fierri0:05
109.anal bandit0:11
110.playground piss vandal0:03
111.autoerotic assphyxiation0:04
112.shitting in the movie theater, waiting for them all to smell0:09
113.dick in the dark0:09
114.locked up for getting too much pussy0:06
115.butthole gauges0:07
116.forgetting you have to shit0:03
117.relapsed anal rehab0:03
118.meth encrusted whore0:05
119.smoking worms0:01
120.show me a way out0:08
121.major restraint0:05
122.fun sized0:02
123.no goals, bleak future0:02
124.corn on the cop0:04
125.night of the giving head0:06
126.intercepting dirty laundry0:10
127.that shit is good0:05
128.she's vietnamese0:09
129.call of duty headset mic maniac0:07
130.fingerbang massacre0:04
131.trashcan bitch0:03
132.decapitated blue balls0:03
133.head lice blizzard0:03
134.no wonder my parents hate me0:03
135.the stranger0:03
136.piss porn polaroids0:03
137.reverse salad0:04
138.power blow0:04
139.cheeto fingers handjob0:04
140.getting rid of athlete's foot with urine0:03
141.whole ass in microwave0:04
142.completely trashing your already fucking trashed house0:08
143.maced with axe body spray0:03
144.voluntarily moistened0:05
145.vaction in a blowhole0:07
146.unwanted dick0:04
147.castrated for no reason0:04
148.beshitteth shorts0:05
149.dinner for one0:04
150.hanging balls0:04
151.turd disposal0:05
152.k-hole overlords0:05
153.wait til you see my dick b-w hey bitch0:11
154.depraved cumshot0:03
155.lap it up0:03
156.seas of piss0:04
157.soma coma0:03
158.marilyn manson style self suck0:04
159.engineered to fuck0:03
160.unrealistic dreams0:05
161.169. big bird b0:03
162.plowing through the sobriety checkpoint killing every cop on the way through0:04
163.VR rimjob0:05
164.get me another seneca0:02
165.old ass0:02
166.high school bully to police academy pipeline0:03
167.stealing mac dre from his grave0:02
168.showed the cvs checker my junk0:05
169.happy meal pipe bomb0:03
170.menstrual blood cyclone0:01
171.USB upgraded prosthetic cock enhancement0:02
172.genetically modified weiner slaves0:03
173.muffler fucker0:03
174.up all night0:01
175.crouching tiger hidden cum sock0:02
176.burn victim okcupid0:02
177."oh face" rigor mortis0:03
178.lacerated boner spews cum0:06
179.prolapsed0:04
180.dead before you blew out the candles0:02
181.overweight date0:05
182.fucked by someone's grandpa0:06
183.tales from the broiler0:06
184.climax from choking on pubes0:07
185.toilet foam latte0:04
186.fresno style hooker0:04
187.alt right pillow fight0:02
188.brave new turd0:02
189.cant handle the pussy0:05
190.JFK reenactment gone real wrong0:05
191.slurping on alex jones' patriot juice0:05
192.hippo eats midget0:07
193.stealing turds0:05
194.fat zombie baby boomer0:05
195.sucking on used toiletries0:06
196.stupidity harnessed from the balls0:03
197.piss thief0:02
198.homemade ninja stars0:05
199.double bubble toilet trouble0:03
200.minneassolips0:03
201.knicked butthole0:03
202.chasing children with a riding lawnmower0:06
203.ass hair so dark it looks like shit0:04
204.forgotten life due to wcw addiction0:04
205.toejob0:02
206.3 mile island anonymous hookup0:03
207.vodka bottle full of piss0:03
208.steaming platter0:01
209.rod stewart stomach pump0:05
210.evaporated piss, lost opportunities0:04
211.praying to the porcelain god0:03
212.dick sized clit0:02
213.towering dick0:05
214.hpv.html0:05
215.meth america0:32
216.how to tighten creepy skin0:01
217.self lobotomization for finacial benefits0:01
218.gasping for air0:01
219.dribbling into the toilet0:01
220.masked for ur pleasure0:01
221.battering ram backdoor sluts 90:01
222.in love with a 90 lb tumor0:01
223.you WILL forget about your girlfriend0:01
224.suppressing past traumas0:01
225.apartment filled with cum crumbs0:01
226.dear dairy0:01
227.lipstick booby bitch0:01
228.about any fucking chance i can use the bong today0:01
229.facebook personality0:01
230.garbage jizz0:01
231.500 farts a minute0:01
232.no talent0:01
233.god of fuck0:03
234.comical cum fart0:05
235.psychotic loser0:12
236.dick in the light socket0:07
237.fart cop on gas patrol0:09
238.primitive enema (cover)0:18
239.ass vegas0:01
240.raised to cum in butts0:03
241.fishhooked ball sack0:05
242.fully dressed hot dog protruding from ass0:04
243.having a bad reaction to fake weed0:03
244.244. portal to asslands (1 - 42)2:49
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released December 6, 2019

comes with a gross poster.
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