Arkancide from HerOwes by BillySlick & The Reptiles
The Clintons came from Arkansas where Bill (My evil doppleganger) was the Governor. How did this dynamic duo fight against the odds and make it into becoming the most influential and nefarious political family in modern history? Some say it was luck. Some say it was moxie... We, and an increasing number of other people say it was Arkancide. Arkancide is a unique style of suicide whereby someone other than you puts two bullets in the back of your head just before you are supposed to testify against a member of the Clinton family - and the authorities rule it a suicide.
