PURE IMP by Big Bovine Industrial Wastes

"Step into the realm of ghouls, goblins, specters, and behold! The otherworldly and wicked wonders of the spine-chilling synth rock duo, PURE IMP. Feel the freezing touch of winter's night as I, 'The Phantom' and my familiar, 'The Imp', lead you through three untold journeys into the mysteries of the occult. Showcasing our grim ritual nightmares and black magic mysticism, gruesome groans and booming bellows. Join us as we prowl through the night, dancing under the light of the full moon. Come one, come all! Experience the unholy horrors that await!"
The Phantom

When these blighted sound files first appeared in my inbox out of nowhere, I was perplexed as how to respond. I usually delete any email from random addresses that I get, but for some reason I was compelled to listen. What I then heard was 3 tracks of lo-fi gothic imp rock, packed to the gills with digital synthesizers. It isn't something I would usually rush to put out on this "label" of mine, but again I felt a compulsion unlike any I have felt before. I responded to the email and begged them to allow me to produce these tracks on cassette. The following message that I received chilled me to my core. The Phantom had informed me that I had been incomprehensibly cursed; both the production of the cassettes and the publication of the previous pasted screed from The Phantom itself was already in motion, with me powerless in any attempt to prevent it. I knew in my soul that this was true, which was proven about three weeks later when I received a test tape for PURE IMP. I had no choice but to approve the pressings.

Big Bovine Industrial Wastes is a public waste resource of various unpleasant sounds.

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