Temper! from scariously by Benjamin

from scariously, released April 1, 2010
I Got a Temper!

I am angry
Don't want to stop playing
You hear that high pitched sound
As I throw my body to the ground

[CHORUS]
If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [my mom or my dad] I'm really not sure

You don't understand
I don't need to wash my hands
See I wiped them on my shirt
And God made dirt so how could dirt hurt?

If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [my uncles or my aunts] I'm really not sure

I am flummoxed
Don't wanna have noodles for lunch
Kinda thirsty and I want some milk
But when I blew bubbles it all got spilt—!

If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [the ceiling or the floor] I'm really not sure

I am so mad
Don't wanna take a nap
Gonna scream and shout til I pass out
Then I'll prolly snore so loud—!

If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [my desk or my drawers] I'm really not sure

[INSERT SNORES]

I am upset
Don't wanna get outta bed
I'm feeling woozy and I need to pee
But you better give me back my blankey!!!

If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [upstairs or down] I'm really not sure

Give me back that
Before I have a panic attack
I've used my words and I'm using my shout
Now I'm gonna count to four and then flip out—ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR—!

If you don't know by now I got a temper
If it comes from [my drama or my llama] I'm really not sure

There is one thing could you answer please:
Do I have a temper or does my temper have me?