Space Messiah by BINKY
A famous science fiction movie star is abducted by aliens. These aliens believe that American science fiction acts as a sort of bible to earthlings. The aliens grant our protagonist immortality and inform him that he is the next messiah of earth.
Upon returning to earth our protagonist starts a religion based on the lessons of the aliens and his own beliefs. Among the commandments of his religion are to promote casual sex and rock ‘n’ roll music but to abstain from masturbation.
This religion becomes quite popular and the protagonist gives televised sermons to his followers. A few years later he is accused of and admits to masturbating during his televised sermons. He is then excommunicated from his own church by his priests and is sentenced to be crucified until the end of time.
While nailed to his cross our protagonist has time to reflect on the current state of the earth. He is displeased with it all, but he no longer has any influence. After several years of crucifixion he sees the aliens who originally granted him immortality. The aliens decide to take him off of his cross and bring him to hell.
Tracklist
| 1. | The First Abduction | 3:59 |
| 2. | Aliens Are Big Kurt Vonnegut Fans | 2:57 |
| 3. | Rock 'n' Roll Manifesto | 5:28 |
| 4. | Spew @ The Pew | 4:44 |
| 5. | The Neverending Crucifixion | 3:34 |
| 6. | The Fallen Profit's Forgotten Past | 4:59 |
| 7. | Life After Life | 4:30 |
Credits
Music by:
Blaze (Cyrus)
T-Bone (Jacob)
Slim (Aaron)
Cody (BIGG CYYY)
Bill (Bill)
