| 1. | Double Ahhnold | 1:22 |
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| 2. | I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle (from Terminator 2) | 3:54 |
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| 3. | Let Off Some Steam Bennett (from Commando) | 3:14 |
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| 4. | Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track) | 1:06 |
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| 5. | It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat (from Pumping Iron) | 1:44 |
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| 6. | See You at the Party Richter (from Total Recall) | 3:33 |
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| 7. | Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing is as Brutal as Neaahhh | 0:34 |
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| 8. | Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? (from Jingle All the Way) | 3:12 |
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| 9. | Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar (from Total Recall) | 3:18 |
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| 10. | Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He 2? | 0:24 |
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| 11. | Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do it Now (from Predator) | 2:58 |
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| 12. | Allow Me To Break The Ice (from Batman & Robin) | 2:09 |
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| 13. | Conan, What is Best in Life? (from Conan the Barbarian) | 2:29 |
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| 14. | Intro to the Intro | 0:51 |
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| 15. | T2 Theme | 1:13 |
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| 16. | Hell Bent for Leather (from Terminator 2 / Judas Priest cover) | 2:33 |
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| 17. | Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy | 0:35 |
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| 18. | Trapped Under Ice (from Batman & Robin / Metallica cover) | 3:59 |
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| 19. | Iron Fist (from Terminator / Motörhead cover) | 2:38 |
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| 20. | Recalling Mars | 0:36 |
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| 21. | I Turned into a Martian (from Total Recall / Misfits cover) | 1:28 |
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| 22. | Killing is My Business…and Business is Good (from everything / Megadeth cover) | 3:04 |
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| 23. | Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando (from Commando / Goretorture cover) | 2:34 |
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| 24. | Gotta Go (from Terminator / Agnostic Front cover) | 3:12 |
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