CHARLES MARTINKET by Arthur Robostein
Here is how to speak English:
Step one: say "Wow,"
"Cow", and "Meow",
Step two: downsample your voice,
You are in the first world so it is your choice,
Just plug Redux in your butt after you make it moist
Chopin, C418, G Jones, 7038634357, Olswel, Lone (UK), Nujabes
Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario Kart Wii, Halo MCC, Halo 5, Pocket God
The Tapestry Series by Henry H. Neff