Planet Shitcoin from 21 by Akro

[INTRO]
Yo, dreamin’ of Luna Coin… but it smells like a scam,
You believe in the project, bro? Man, I’ve been hacked, damn!

Planet Shitcoin

Dreamin' of a miracle, reality will kick back so bad!

[VERSE 1]
I bet on a token, they screamed “to the moon,”
But it crashed harder than my vibe, luck’s gone too soon.
My wallet’s stacked… with projects worth none,
Rug-pull hit fast, now my funds? Done!

One day it’s “Banana Coin,” promised me bliss,
Next day it’s worth less than a subway pass in this.
They sold me dreams on a white paper, all smoke,
But their roadmap’s a mirage, never touch it, just hope.

[CHORUS]
Ouais, ouais, planète Shitcoin,
J’vois des promesses en pixels mais elles valent que dalle.
Planète Shitcoin, ouais, frère, c’est trop chaud,
Mon wallet ressemble à un zoo : y’a des pandas et des crocos.

[VERSE 2]
“Buy Catcoin,” he said, with stars in his eyes,
But the cat ran off, now my graph’s in a spiral dive.
“Unicorn Token,” man, was supposed to make me rich,
All I got’s a PDF teachin’ me how to glitch.

Reddit forums say, “Chill, it’s a dip, just buy,”
But my mom’s voice echoes, “Boy, stop, don’t try.”
I believe in the future, decentralized and free,
But coins on pizzas? Man, I’m drownin’ in misery.

[VERSE 3]
On Discord, a bot hyped an airdrop, so sweet,
But it was a sketchy link, crashed my laptop, defeat.
“Moon Whale Token” screamed “Buy now, don’t wait,”
Turns out the founder’s just Kevin from ‘round the way.

Influencers push coins like they’re handin’ out candy,
“Last chance!” they shout, reach מה for the grand prize, handy.
NFT tulips? Man, what’s this deal?
Just bought a JPEG of a tomato—ouch, that’s real!

[OUTRO]
Dreamed of gains, but I’m still broke,
Shitcoins shine, but they’re stars that choke.
Planet Shitcoin, Planet Shitcoin…
Bro, if you spot a dev, ask where he hides his yacht, no joke.

• Bitcoin
• Funk
• Hip-Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Japan
• Jazz
• France