Monopoly Money from u f by Urethra Franklin

Pisshole Franklin cloggin up your amplifiers
Lookin so nice, you the mean, I'm the outlier
Peppermint Patty munchin rug, call me Sir
Buncha Crunch in my mouth, gettin stuck in all my fur
Got this face lace, round my mandible
Mics always hungry, gotta keep its stomach full
Of those sweet, sweet rhymes made of grade A beef
Squeeze into that ham wallet til I hear it make a queef

I'm so sick, fucking nausiated
Some people like me, so I'm only quasi-hated
Anti-posi stated, inverted crucifix
Inverted hoochie chicks converted into coochie dicks
My flow is like two sticks, rub that shit together
I'm Eco-friendly, assless chaps made a pleather
Jammin out to Meat Loaf, Two outta Three though
Bat outta Hell, Get outta jail free, yo

Monopoly Money

Rap game Monopoly, got the market cornered
On that weird, meaningless shit, bitch I'm like a hoarder
Trick I'm like a boarder, I only let shit out
I'm sorta like a sorter using only my mouth
Quarter dime nickel rap, listening to nickelback
Drinkin thistle sap, Throbbing Gristle on the track
Robin Williams trap, she gotta Patch Adam's Apple
And a Head full of facts, like a cap from a Snapple

Make her pop her fucking top, Fun never stops
Mr. Pringle throwin singles til the bouncer calls the cops
I'm a teenage dreamboat, a heartthrob hero
Chomping on plants, bitch, I would make a lean goat
Always keep a clean coat, head and shoulders
Surrounded by a mean moat, throwing boulders
Super Sparro Brothers, pizza by the slice
Tried to eat a Peach and all I got was some beard lice

Quit quit your bitch bitch, Randy Johnson pitch pitch
More than it seams, so peep peep my stitch stitch
What's What's the sitch sitch, Mission Kim Possible
Pet store in my pants, my dang-a-langs a hairless mole
Rock that upside down backwards Aeropostale visor
Girl like my chain wallet, too bad I despise her
I splice her like a genome, split her like an Atom
Sandy like a Treedome, Lip-smackin for your freedom

Only got one goal, listened via torrent
By a hair metal band, please let it be Warrent
Your skills are abhorrent, so embarassing
I spit hot fire, like salivary kerosene
Shoot you like pow pow, general Mao Mao
Get the juices moving, always carry a towel
Fresh coat of wax all up on my Beamer
I'm verbal black coffee, don't ask for no creamer

Monopoly Money

Swinging from red vines, drinkin Mr. Pibb
A ladder is a trestin, a rock is a glib
A ball is a lep, Indiana rep
Call me Patrick Duffy, gotta take it Step by Step
Day by day, give a play by play
Pay the refs off, they don't hear what I say
Ryan Dunn lookalike, without the car crash
plus a hundred pounds, minus a lot of cash

Can't go a verse without contradiction
Pants by Phat Pharm, shirt by Affliction
MC's are fiction, act out like a play
I'm One Twenty Days of Sodom, you're so Fifty Shades of Grey
White Kid n Play inhabit one body
Built like a brick house, you're lookin kinda shoddy
Holla at Shawdy, watching Get Shorty
pouring out forties, for my favorite spice, Sporty

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Weird
• indianapolis
• rap game
• solo
• Indianapolis