Stuntman from Fegh Maha by Tripod

Being on television Is a dream come true
I love to be the centre of attention
Wouldn't you?

I got to be a superhero
I got to be a singer in a band
But it's not quite perfect
Living in TV land

'Cause my stuntman
Is a woman

Out of the entire Stunt community
A woman was the one who had the closest
Body shape to me

When all the action starts
I just sit and stew
'Cause they get a girl to do the things
That I'm too wussy to do

'Cause my stuntman
Is a woman

Did I mention that my
Stuntman
Is a woman

The stunts they get her to do
Aren't even that stunty
If he needs a stuntman to stand on a box
It's a bit affronty

There was this one scene
Where I get hit by a truck
But they didn't even use her

They used a dummy
Of a woman

This situation
Was not part of my plans
She soaks up all the glory
While I'm sitting alone in the van

'Cause it takes a woman
To make me look like a man

• Comedy
• pop
• Melbourne