Stalk from Open Slather by Tripod

You say that there isn't a chance
That we two will have a romance
You just need a little more time
But in the meantime
 
Is it okay if I stalk you?
I just want to make sure you're okay
And behaving while I am away
 
Is it okay if I stalk you?
Don't mind me I won't get in the way
And although I'll see you every day
You won't see me!
 
You've stated in words very clear
That you don't require me here
So to your conditions I bow
But for now
 
Is it okay if I stalk you?
I just want to make sure you're okay
And behaving while I am away
Is it okay if I stalk you?
 
Don't mind me I won't get in the way
And although I'll see you every day
You won't see me!
 
I will be in the vicinity
No matter where you go
It's a good thing
What with all of the nutcases out there so

Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is it okay if I
Is
 
It okay if I stalk you?
Don't mind me I won't get in the way
And although I'll see you every day
 
You won't see me 'cause
I'll be concealed in my car
At the back of the bar
In the restaurant behind the piano
The man over there with the hair
And the moustache and wearing the glasses that no offence I wouldn't normally wear
'Cause my eyesight is fine
 
And with night-vision goggles
I see even better
They flatter you more
Than the closed-circuit video
 
Is it okay if I stalk you?
I just want to make sure you're okay
And behaving while I am away
Is it okay if I stalk you
stalk you
stalk you
stalk you?
 
Stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk stalk you
Stalk you
Stalk you?

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