Mucus from Open Slather by Tripod

Mucus I love you 'cause of all of the useful things you do
You are the fluid when I'm disillusioned you're who I go to
There is no secretion that is as versatile as you
Mucus I love you mucus I do

Oh mucus how do I give thanks to you 'cause
There's no end to all the tasks that are done by mucus
Disinfectant
Insulation
Mucus you trap foreign bodies

You're a sealant lubricant and you're a glue ‘cause
Venus flytraps they secrete extra sticky mucus
Also
As a mode of
Transportation
Mucus you're bacteria's best friend
 
Mucus I love you 'cause of all of the useful things you do
You are the fluid when I'm disillusioned you're who I go to
 
Back when the Earth was only young
And we were in the ocean life had just begun
Primeval ooze just another word for youse 
You are my ancestor
As well as what you do
Mucus I evolved from you!

Mucus I love you
When I'm feeling blue
You will get me through

In movies such as those made by George Lucas
When they need to simulate realistic mucus
Special experts need to be there
Mucus you create employment!

Yeah
Mucus I love you 'cause of all of the useful things you do
You know you do it
There is no secretion that is anywhere as pleasing
That's the reason
Yeah
Mucus
I love you!

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