Cuckold from Open Slather by Tripod

I arrived home early
She thought that I'd be late 
And my girlie
Wasn't waiting at the gate

I climbed the stairs
The stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before
And there
I heard a noise behind the bedroom door
A silent prayer
Escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store
 
I
I
Tore the bedsheet off
And there she was with another man
I looked into her eyes and then I knew

I am now a cuckold
She cuckolded me
When your love is loving someone else
A cuckold will you be
 
This cuckoldation
Has cuckoldified me
And cuckoldentially
I'm cuckoldised
By her cuckoldity

Cuckoldish me
Life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist
I should have seen
When I looked at her
She was a cuckoldist!
 
I am now a cuckold
She cuckolded me!
Yeah
When your love is loving someone else
A cuckold will you be
 
Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my kness
Oh please I'll reminisce on my pre-cuckitious period
And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic
 
Ahh Cuck!
I feel like such a cuckhead

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