Apparently from Open Slather by Tripod

Apparently they have the technology
To fix the ozone hole
All you have to do
Is shut down every factory in the world
And that is too much of a sacrifice
 
Apparently they have the technology
To make a man or woman able to fly
All you have to do
Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings
 
And that is too much of a sacrifice
they have the technology
To track any stolen mobile phone
All you have to do
Is get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone
And that is too much of a sacrifice
 
Apparently they had the technology
To fix the millennium bug
All you had to do
Was sit on your arse and do fuck all
But that was too much of a sacrifice!

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