Van Candy by Dryer Fire
The first in a series of inspirational and uplifting albums by those humble and drunk appliance technicians from Adams County, Colorado. It's not easy working for a dummy like Slappy but it sure doesn't show in their music. So check you lint trap, throw in an extra dryer sheet for freshness, turn up these songs on your stereo and enjoy.
Tracklist
| 1. | Going Nowhere | 3:10 |
| 2. | My Van | 3:37 |
| 3. | What Was Her Name? | 3:42 |
| 4. | Poo Pants Drunk | 2:49 |
| 5. | More Better | 1:57 |
| 6. | Bottom of the Bottle | 3:16 |
Credits
released November 11, 2017
Robot Johnson - Guitar
Brad "the Blues Man" Bedwell - More Better Guitar
Timothy Earl - Bigger guitar with less strings
Casually Andrew - Not the guitar
Recorded, Mixed, Mastered, Produced and Critiqued by Bart McRecordinguy at the Crash Pad Studio in Jefferson County Colorado
Robot Johnson - Guitar
Brad "the Blues Man" Bedwell - More Better Guitar
Timothy Earl - Bigger guitar with less strings
Casually Andrew - Not the guitar
Recorded, Mixed, Mastered, Produced and Critiqued by Bart McRecordinguy at the Crash Pad Studio in Jefferson County Colorado
License
All rights reserved.
Four minimum wage appliance technicians forced to play punk rock music after hours with no pay to promote the business they work for, 1-800-CALL-SLAPPY. All poceeds from this album go towards getting their boss more better cigars and hookers.