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Ambient Songs for Open Office PlansUshering In a New Era of Anti-Intellectualism by Banning Experts and Appointing InfluencersSONGS FOR OPEN OFFICE PLANSActing Like I Don't Have a Skincare Routine, Knowing Damn Well I Bury Myself in Burrata Every Full MoonTurning a Blind Eye to the Atrocities and Disassociating After My Third Triple DipperBorn to Squeal, Forced to Schedule Teams MeetingsNew Year. New Mental Issues. Same Seven Ugly Dudes at the Ambient Show.NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MEMORY OF FUTURE EVENTS, VOL. 99An Endless Supply of Officers Perp Walking America Directly to Horny JailmerlotpapiSPOOKY ASS AMBIENTGCISD vs. The Diversity Industrial ComplexSummertime GladnessDoctor Diagnosed Me with Terminal Cases of Sleep WAPnea and Clavicle RealnessGetting Too Drunk at Happy Hour in the Secret Burger Joint on the Buoy in the Middle of Lake Michigan (feat. Blake Correll)TRADCLASSThis is Going to Be the Year that Changes Everything. Oh No. Wait No. 2025 is Going to Be My Year.Gloom Shocka LockaNobody Leaves This Party Until My Mom’s Zenergy Velour Reversible Vest From Chico’s Is ReturnedGaining the Freshman 15 in Silica WeightThe Irony Lost on Three Magadonians Committing Crimes in an Isuzu Amigo on Lower WackerYes, I Can Flex for a 2AM Brainstorm on Napa Auto Parts' Mobile Banner Strategy for PRIDEHypnotically Caucasian Clickbait 4 Sad BoomersNobody Talks Like That on Honky Tonk Twitter and LivesThree Feet Pics Later, My Breathtaking Ocean View Vacation Becomes an E-Girl PSYOP From HellFwd: Fwd: Fwd: I Do Not Give Facebook Permission to Print Anything Off My ComputerChanneling My Divorced Energy Into Tanking Twitter While Disproving the Myth That Rich People Are SmartBarely Enough Sauce to Get Lost InCHARCHARE TARTARESeventeen Hours of Uninterrupted Sleep After Taking Sudafed Sinus and Fighting GodAtlas of American AngerEveryone Knows That Frothing Berserkers Can't Be Tamed Using J.O. Crystals AloneFive Horny SCOTUS Judges Air Humping at the Thought of Establishing a Christofacist NationOpenly Weeping to Bonnie Raitt in the Mervyn's Dressing Room While Wearing My Freshest Bozo Gang Husky Boi DripCrate Digging at the Dillard's Clearance Center in Search of the Ugliest Pair of Striped Girbaud Jorts in ExistenceBanned From Cracker Barrel for Handing Out Doomsday Literature About Boston Robotics Arming Their Dogs to the Peepaws and Meemaws in Their General StoreComplimentary Wifi & Intercontinental Ballistic TweetsSTATIC DRIPShrieking for Our King's Ascent on Friday the 13thHot Silica Summer in Daytona and We're Frosting Everybody's TipsCarving Through the Gelatinous Masses Like a Hot Knife Only To Discover the QR Code for Enlightenment Is Behind a PaywallDragged into the River and Mauled by the Cocaine Hippos I Spent Decades TrainingI Returned to Innocence and All I Got Was This Lousy T-ShirtDarc Narc: BeginningsSteak Baby, Steak Baby 1-2-3-4Mars Just Looks Like Arizona and I Don't Trust ItEngineered Beef: Vol. 1™Beef AnalogueMy Bro'z and I Pondering Our Cargo Shordt Options Now That Chicago is 40 Degrees AgainNo One Can Make Me Acknowledge Mountain Time Now That I'm A Sovereign CitizenA.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.D.H.D. is DefeatedChampagne Dreams & Delicate Hamster Bone Paste WishesBath Bombs Over Sad Dad$400 in Unmarked BloodGet Up, Come On Get Down With the ThiccnessChugging Adrenochrome and Blaming Everyone Else for the Narc Ass Ghosts I Accidentally Conjured (and Can't Get Rid of)Live From NaptimeThe Supreme Court Vs The Supreme Being or: How I Learned to Start Worrying and Love The Lordt™Astaroth, the Adult Goth, and the Case of the Missing Existential DreadlockThe Soothing Sounds of 454 Unwashed Men in Utilikilts Shaking their Dongs and Butchering "Braveheart" Quotes Outside the Last Sizzler in TownOh So I'm the Dipshit for Dropping My Butterfinger into THE VOID™ and Causing the Earth to Collapse in on Itself? WELL SUE ME!!Clappin' Cheeks for Jesus (Respectfully Tho)Accidentally Making the Feel Good Industrial Song of the Summer By Dropping a Steel Sink Filled with Pipes in the Abandoned Factory Where I Squat, Pt. IVA 760-Billion-Year Crescendo of Evolving Consciousness Derailed by an Orgy at the QAnon MeetupNo, Sir, You Cannot Order a Double Doozie® Pizza Without Manager Approval (feat. A Thin Spun Life)Can Whoever Is Crying Please Go On Mute? Thank You.Call the Song, "The More We Add, the More We Break Apart," but I was all, "Nah, That's Too Esoteric."Shrieking Like A Scalded Rabbit While the Hand of God Plucks Me Out of the Club Before the Bass DropsAre You A Narc? Wait... Don't Answer That... I'll Be Right Back. ::toilet flush::BRB Getting Frog-Marched off the Cliff of Relevancy by a Group of Gen Z InfluencersOops! All Hot Mush3AM Peyote Dustbath at the TA in Denton, TXA Strangely Isolated Place to Ugly Cry (Beefmode Dub Remix '99)Jah Bless this Mess of Celestial JNCOsCaught Levitating in My Grandma's Walk-In ShowerSending Feet Pics to Everyone's Dad in My Contacts

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